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The Gambler

  • The Joys of Indoor Golf

    A tribute to P.G. Wodehouse: The Joys of Indoor Golf I was once accused, when I was found mixing nitro-glycerine in the potting shed, of having nothing decent to occupy ...

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    8 min read
  • Fly Swatting

    More the same kind of stuff as seen in Fly Swatting Whit Monday, for so many just anther excuse to litter areas of Outstanding Natural Beauty with paper bags, holds ...

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    6 min read


I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls...I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live?
— Homer Simpson